Fighting a Liar
Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.
A place to celebrate ooner-spisms. Named after Reverend W.A. Spooner, (1844-1930) who was Dean and Warden of New College in Oxford, England. He is said to have frequently made these slerbal vips.